One of the interesting things that sometines happens in life is that you are involved in a class-action lawsuit, often without even realizing that you were harmed. I think that I have been part of three different class-action lawsuits now, two of which involved Microsoft. I found this quite humorous at the time, having actually worked at Microsoft myself. (I guess that was self-inflicted harm…?) Those particular lawsuits involved pricing on some of Microsoft’s products, and the settlement papers required you to report how many units of various products you had purchased. I didn’t do anything for those lawsuits since I always get my Microsoft products through the Microsoft Alumni Network, so I never have to pay what is normally charged in stores. A perk of having put in my time…
I was recently informed that I had been wronged again, much to my surprise, this time by a credit card company. And a few days ago they finally sent me my settlement, a check for $4.92. I feel that this is a very appropriate amount; it completely covers all of the pain and hardship that has been imposed on me. I think I will get coffee and a scone with my settlement.
Honestly, these class-action lawsuits seem like a big joke. The lawyers are probably the only ones who make out like bandits. Different people in the class will have suffered in different amounts, and if everybody gets a check for five bucks, it makes a mockery of those that suffered greatly, and also pays people who don’t really deserve or need it, like me.
Nonetheless, I’m going to drop my check off at the bank. I could go for a scone.